In a move that’s both unexpected and undeniably British, Manchester United have confirmed they won’t be planning a victory parade if they lift the UEFA Europa League trophy next week. Instead, the Red Devils are opting for a good old-fashioned barbecue at Carrington — no open-top bus, no confetti showers through the streets of Manchester, just some grilled sausages and a splash of ketchup.

The decision comes ahead of the much-anticipated all-English final against Tottenham Hotspur in Bilbao, Spain, set to take place on May 21. While silverware is at stake, so too is a spot in next season’s Champions League, adding even more spice to an already fiery showdown. But the real talking point this week isn’t the tactics on the pitch — it’s the taste off it. Manchester United’s subdued plans have raised eyebrows among fans and pundits alike. Some see it as a wise, grounded move by a club that’s trying to keep its eyes on the future. Others reckon it’s a missed opportunity to reconnect with supporters and bring back some Ferguson-era flair.

To be fair, the club isn’t just being a party pooper for the fun of it. The decision is said to be due to the demanding schedule that follows the final — including a final Premier League match, and a swift turnaround for a high-profile pre-season tour to Malaysia and Hong Kong. A club insider (likely holding tongs and a spatula) told the press: “There’s a lot coming up quickly after the final. The players need time to regroup and refocus, and a private event allows them to mark the occasion without the added logistics of a public event.” Translation: less red tape, more red meat.

This announcement has, understandably, sizzled up a bit of debate. Some fans are fuming that they won’t get the chance to celebrate what could be the club’s first European title since their Europa League triumph in 2017. Others have taken to social media to jokingly offer their BBQ skills or DJ services in exchange for a spot at the “United Grill Party 2025.” One fan tweeted: “So no parade, but a barbecue? At least give us a live stream of Rashford flipping burgers or Bruno Fernandes setting off the smoke alarm.”

Another joked: “If we win and Antony does the can-can around a BBQ grill, I’m good. No need for a parade.” Meanwhile, Tottenham Hotspur — their rivals in the upcoming final — are taking the more traditional route. Spurs have confirmed that they’ll host a full-scale public parade through North London if they lift the trophy, their first major European silverware since 1984. Fans of the Lilywhites are understandably buzzing — and for a club that’s often joked about for lacking trophies, this one would be more than just a chicken in the trophy cabinet.

The stage is set for a dramatic final. Manchester United, under the often-scrutinised stewardship of Erik ten Hag, have endured a season of ups and downs, with inconsistency haunting their domestic form but European competition providing a ray of hope. Spurs, now revitalized under new management, are desperate to shed the “nearly men” label that has dogged them for decades. For both clubs, winning this trophy would mark a pivotal moment. But only one will get the glory — and, apparently, only one will get a parade.

Still, for United fans, maybe the low-key approach isn’t such a bad thing. If the team brings the trophy home, a celebration — even if it’s served with grilled halloumi and plastic cutlery — is still a celebration. And who knows? Maybe in a few years, we’ll look back at 2025 as the year United ditched the bus and fired up the barbecue. After all, if you can’t bring home the bacon, you might as well grill it.

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